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<PunnyBone> Post-4th wall event
[She lost an arm because of you and your sister but she has to check in on one of her first friends she made here.]
<coolertwin> i love u
Instead, he types this.]
i mean by the looks of it probably dead
or like
underground somehow idefk
they scattered pretty fuckin good after the whole deal so at least thats one thing off my plate chock full of bullshit
<PunnyBone>
Now how about an apology for having us deal with the fallout?
<coolertwin>
waiting for ol taako to pay up as if everyone in this entire plane hasnt crawled up my ass in the last two weeks
i had to deal with it too its not like ive been on the beach sipping a mai tai
<PunnyBone>
<coolertwin>
me getting hunted for sport
bc i dont think the cult is gonna apologize
[He knows for what. He absolutely knows for what. But he's a little shit who really, really wants to believe that whole thing wasn't his fault.]
<PunnyBone>
<coolertwin>
okay listen
if you were out on a picnic or something and someone leaned back on a tree to relax and it knocked off a hornets nest into your lap or whatever
yes that would suck
but would it be the persons fault
no
they were doing a totally innocent thing
and also in this situation that person got stung by a bunch of hornets too so like dont you think thats enough
i already said i wouldnt have done it if i knew it was going to be some kind of world shattering god rock jeez
<PunnyBone>
Look, I get that this spiraled out of control, but hearing it from the mouth of the person who started it will get people's minds in the right place. We don't want to die with petty grievances or with soured thoughts of each other.
<coolertwin>
nobodys tried to guilt me for like
centuries
longer than some people have been alive
and here you are
im sorry to you. and maybe like six other people.
im not making some big announcement
you know that right
<PunnyBone>
Six is better than no one.
Thanks, Taako. Don't be a stranger, alright?
<coolertwin>
see you for dinner sometime
thats only 20% of a joke btw you know lup and i are pro chefs in 100 different worlds right bc we will rock your mouth
[This is actually his way of saying sorry. He's bad at words, but he's good at mysterious gifts.]