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Taako, I think I need your help.

I'm stuck in a cave until nighttime and I left all my supplies above ground.

There's nothing else here to help pass the time.

so do you mean that in a way like
youre bored and you need me to be super entertaining because im like that
or i have to come save you
because one of those is happening and the other is not and im preeeeeetty sure you know which is which

I can wait out the day. There's no need for you to trek all the way out here to pick up some stuff.

I just need something else to pass the time. Has anything exploded back in the city?

okay good because the chances of me doing that was so fuckin low
that said i can sit here and do some tappy tappy shit
anyway
no i dont think so but also
stuff blows up like every day
were you expecting something to explode or like what

I don't know, just that I'm a different monster now, and that usually means someone back home was messing with powers far beyond their abilities.

But from the sound of it, nothing so dramatic happened.

ohhhhh ohohoho you mean that shit
yeah no explosions of the literal sense
i mean im a lil out of bavan on purpose to avoid that kinda bs but the fog was like
late this month or something
p sure somebody kicked her in the ass the wrong way so shes busy smiting them or something and we have to deal w the fallout
as usual
whatd you get though do you know yet

It's always folks messing with the gods that lead us here. Back home, all that we had to not mess with was nature itself.

I got green fur again, but there's rocks growing all over me now. I think that's a troll, yeah?

aint that just the way
more proof theyre not gods just little fuckers runnin around but aaaaaaanywayyyyyy
ya that sounds like troll
youre probably gonna get really big
i mean not that ur spider butt wasnt big previously but like not compared to me so shrug
guess we both are gonna lose our glorious asses for who knows how long
are you excited for shoes or what
dont remember if you ever wore em

Speak for yourself, I think my husband prefers a green and round behind over all those legs.
Unless he's fine with that, but this isn't something that ever came up.

No, no shoes. Just my vest and hat, usually. Pants aren't really a thing back home either.

god you sound like my sister
oh yeah my husband loves this 25 foot scaley ass ect ect ect
mm sure youre enjoying getting to choose to have pants but not this time
anyone who questions just stare at them and say nothing
do not blink or break eye contact
they will lose it and it will be fantastic

I think your brother-in-law has a good head on his shoulders. Why should he stop loving his wife if she turns into a snake monster? And if he can find it attractive, all the better for the both of them.

I think I'd like to adhere to the local decency customs while I'm living here.
And I do enjoy the extra pockets.

ugh you sound just like em
all schmoopy and whatever
thought i had a break from that but now theres a new troll in our well swoonin bout their shit
rip me

pockets are good
have you tried skirts tho
love me a good skirt
cowards dont put pockets in them but theyre easy to install if you get one ya like and it doesnt have em
tho you can put a pocket on anything but smth smth seam pockets smth smth hiding stuff idk

That's what you're gonna get when you ask about someone's partner.
One day you'll see him as a human and get it.

Skirts are nice, but not all that practical when I have to climb over mounds of dirt and rock. If you find one good for outdoor work and sitting on the ground, I'd be interested.
Are there skirts with zippers on the pockets?

well in that case he better have a tight ass

and hell yeah they do
besides you could get like a skort or something
business on the inside party on the outside
also like you can make whatever with whatever whos gonna stop you

Taako, honey.
Do you think I married a farmer just for his bottom half?

[Does Taako realize they're objectifying a Muppet Creature?]

Something like a towel to wipe my hands sounds like a good idea.
Hopefully they have something my size at the mall. Would you mind doing a bit of shopping with me once I'm back?

what other reason is there

[yes. yes, he's... he's like this. it's bad. he objectifies his skeleton boyfriend on the regular back home.]

but uh of COURSE
now that the stupid mall doesn't beat me to death any time im in a mile radius it can be fun
i promise not to get you arrested for stealing also

[This just means they won't get caught. Not that he won't steal things.]

Edited (i know how to close tags) 2022-07-13 02:00 (UTC)

Do you know how much that man works out in the field? It's like he can't live without a few hours of hoeing.

[Which does suck when he does more work that he should, but it's given him actual muscles.]

My plan's not to steal, don't worry. I got enough from my lectures to pay for it.

lmao i feel him me too bitch

[NOT LIKE THAT TAAKO]

look all im saying is
anything you dont spend money on leaves money to spend on other fun shit thats harder to steal
food 4 thought

Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not gonna turn into a hypocrite and turn to breaking and entering.

[If Cromdo would ever hear of how she shoplifted, she'd never be able to look at herself with dignity.]

alright alright have morals or something
suit yourself
or pay to suit yourself idk
lemme know when youre out of that hole and we can go get glam

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